when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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can someone please put the yahoo logo over mark’s face?
WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
Pie and whiskey over here!
Just tea for me thanks.
we would like to have you all for dinner
once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell
once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm
once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around
what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle