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its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell

once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm

once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around

what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle

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